ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The struggles of a small town man whore
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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