Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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