hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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