the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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