Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
false alarm, still single
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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