Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
