Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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