Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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