I hate your face
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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