Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she looked like the before picture.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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