super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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