yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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