I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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