just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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