a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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