im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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