I wish i was in the wii world.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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