The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Pappa wants mamma naked
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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