You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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