porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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