I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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