i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Blood and glitter go together right?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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