i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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