from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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