Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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