it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
smell my finger.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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