the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
no you cant smoke seaweed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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