sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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