I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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