Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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