He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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