Your dad touched me again.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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