So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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