He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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