Nicole vs. Life
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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