youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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