no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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