And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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