i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize