I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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