went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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