I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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