so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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