Sry I called you an 8
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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