Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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