I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
They have beer where we have blood.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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