Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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