i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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