Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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