where am i from again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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