Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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