I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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